Cokie has VIP Invites to his shows. Whadd'ya Parents Got?

A very nice bottle of wine (chateau Margaux, opus one, glenlivet ages 50 year single malt, chateau lafite Rothschild, clos des papes chateauneuf du pape 2016, stag’s leap wine cellars cask 23 Cabernet Sauvignon)

Whiskey (18 year, 25 year, 60 Macallan, Four Roses 130th anniversary, Jonnie Walker blue label ghost and rare, hibiki suntory harmony limited edition 750ml, redbreast, teeling vintage reserve 24 single malt, Jameson 15 1980s bottle)
Tequila (Big bottles of patron, patron extra anejo Lalique, patron x Guillermo del toro class azul ultra tequila)

Fire place set
Weight set
Sybian
Dyson vacuum cleaner 
Boston terrier 
Snow mobile 

Pearls

Gold

A half gallon of Platinum Lube

Baseball cards

Thigh high leather boots size 9

Microwave oven

Dinner with your mom at Dan Tana’s

Jukebox

Car stereo
Poker table (10 seater)
Poker table (6 seater)
Records for record player (collective punk records, Beatles records)
Bass guitars 
Vintage guitars 
Piano 
Pinball machine (captain fantastic, fireball)

Golf clubs

Bar stools

Dining room table

Lamp (lamp)

A video of you giving out 25 veggie burritos to homeless people
Knife set
Lazy boy chair
Antique furniture 
Chicken coupe and chickens
Mirror for above my bed
Paul McCartney tickets 
Original clown art
ANYTHING super cool and weird that I didn’t know I wanted.